Let’s face it: we’ve all had neighbors who like to patch dead bodies together and use lightning to bring them to life. Every homeowner’s association has bylaws to help with this common problem, but too many of us have experienced the frustration of having our flowers trampled by the seven-foot, square-headed, bolt-necked result of these crazy, midnight experiments.
But you know, a lot of the problems with these contemporary monsters can be alleviated with a little judicious use of Essential Oils. So make up a nice oils basket and pay a friendly visit to your neighborhood’s mad scientist today!
Here are some instructions for your local Doctor Frankenstein to use with his new friend:
After surgery, the poor fellow will be facing several issues: he’ll probably be stiff from time in what passes for “hospitals” in most mad scientists’ basements, not to mention lying down for so long.
But perhaps his most worrying concern is his looks. We all know how sensitive these newborn brutes can be about their appearance. During recovery, he’ll want to know how his stitched area will look, and whether people can tell he has been under the knife.
The perfect product for Doc Franky’s new protégéis our special CORRECT X EO OINTMENT. This multi-purpose, natural ointment helps soothe skin and keep it clean while recovering from distress.
CORRECT X EO OINTMENT includes a wealth of Essential Oils and other natural ingredients, including Frankincense, Helichrysum, Tea Tree, Cedarwood, and Lavender, which are great for soothing and purifying your skin.
QUESTION – FROM LITTLE SCRATCHES TO BIG, HOW OFTEN COULD YOUR FAMILY USE THIS SPECIAL EO OINTMENT?